Transcription: Ah, the Detroit Red Wings, they snapped that one game on winning streak last night. They lost to Philadelphia, home of a cracked ball. Blaine, I'm in the middle of this, dammit! Don't interrupt me when I'm doing my sports, Blaine, or else I'll kick the crap out of you. Slap him, Jim. I'll kick him right in the testicles, you little ass.